tisdag 3 februari 2009

Virtual hospital

In every other party I'm in there's people complaining over different aches they've got. Comparing pain medicins with each other.

Is it doctors recommendation?

Patient>> I don't know what I have done, but my back hurts like hell.
Doctor>> Here, take these strong pain killers.
Patient>> Is there anything else I should think of?
Doctor>> well...there is a method that seems to work. But it's not approved yet...
Patient>> Please doctor, tell me. Anything to make the pain go away.
Doctor>> Playing Final Fantasy XI seems like a miracle cure for pain.
Patient>> Really? Ok!

This doctor by the way was hired by Square Enix.

Or, maybe it's like this. People spend way too much time sitting in front of their computer playing FFXI. And thats where they get their pain from. Then they get pills from the doctor, and they're unable to work because of the pain/pills, which gives them more time to just sit in front of their computer.

Well?

I don't know. And I don't care. Just spare me the talk about your physical condition. I'm not intrested.

Not. Intrested.

I'm sure there is 1 or 2 doctors playing this game as well.

I'm not one of them.

I couldn't care less about your pain and what medicines you are on. We're not friends, just because we are in one party together doesn't make us best friends.

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