Y u do dat?

Here's one thing that annoys me with the people that plays this game.

People can't write. I know it's a stupid thing to get annoyed at, but seriously.

Player1>> y u do dat?
Player2>> wut?
Player1>> u took my NM y?
Player2>> lawl

Just some examples that comes to my mind. It's not cool, it's not cute.

Not.

It makes you look like a 9 year old kid with spelling issues.

Most gamers I know of don't want to play with kids. If you're not a kid but give the impression that you are. We don't wan't to play with you.

I get the abbreviations part. They make sense. BRB, AFK, lol, lawl...

LAWL!?

Maybe I'm just old or something, what the heck is lawl an abbreviation for?

Long Annoying Weird Loser?

I understand that lots of people in game don't have english as their main language. I don't have english as my main language, but I'm sure as hell know how to spell "you". And I'm not in such a hurry that I can't spend an extra 0.5 seconds and type 2 extra letters and not make myself look like an idiot.

Job application.

Dear vice president of this huge bank.

Can I has job as boss at ur bank? plz? I needz teh monez, and i r very gud.

Think he'll get the job?

He'll probably won't even be allowed to open an account at that bank.